How do you tell the phone company your home phone isn't working? You call them to report the outage.
It made a lot more sense before the mid 90's.
Witten's Dog
Humor
I think the greatest creation of humanity, the greatest achievement, the highest we can aspire, is comedy, humor, and laughter.
Study after study shows that success, good health, and satisfaction result from happiness. Happiness is the cause of all the good things we want in our lives.
Schrodinger's Cat
Some say that this famous quantum mechanics thought experiment is cruel to cats. But if Schrodinger had hated cats he certainly wouldn't have given them a 50-50 chance of living.